Alberta’s New Licence Plate

So the Government of Alberta is looking at revamping Alberta’s beloved “Wild Rose Country” licence plate and is asking the public for input.

Being the good pseudo-Albertan that I am I thought I would chip in. Here are some possible plates that I think really capture what Alberta is all about.

1. Might as well just say what everyone here thinks. Oh,wait, they say this.


2. Would be a nice alternate to the environment one.


3. Having the longest running Conservative government will do this. A lot.


4. It’s funny ’cause it’s true.


5. Why live in Toronto or Vancouver when you can pay the same price for a house in Edmonton?


6. To get this plate you would also have to have a silhouette of a naked woman and/or those fake testicles hanging from your trailer hitch.


7. Pretty self-explanatory.


8. Really, Calgarians. It doesn’t matter how much you bitch and moan, it’s just true- Calgary is less than Toronto.


9. And finally, a good way to emphasize how diverse and accepting Albertans are to all people.


There you have it. I’m sure one of these will be picked as the next Alberta licence plate!

Want to make your own? Go here. Have some better slogans? Write a comment below, we’ll hold a contest…whoever comes up with the best one wins a secret prize!


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9 responses to “Alberta’s New Licence Plate”

  1. jimsey says :


    There, I said it.

  2. Mark Iocchelli says :

    hehe. those are pretty accurate.

  3. Lachlan says :

    Here are some apt slogans:
    Indicators are for Pussies
    Park However the Fuck You Want
    Land of the Douchebags

  4. jimsey says :

    Edmonton: Where a Mans Coolness is truly determined by his ability to burn rubber in a parking lot

  5. Ben says :


    I kind of like the the parking one, but I don’t know what an indicator is you goofy Aussie.

  6. Lachlan says :

    An indicator is a sign that tells you something is about to happen….like my fist is an indicator you’re about to get punched in the nuts. Is that clearer?

  7. Ben says :

    Not really, I’m more of a “learn by doing” sort of guy.

  8. lachlan says :

    Don’t worry…I’ll take care of ya.

  9. jimsey says :

    I hear someone is handing out fists in here?

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