Alberta’s New Licence Plate
So the Government of Alberta is looking at revamping Alberta’s beloved “Wild Rose Country” licence plate and is asking the public for input.
Being the good pseudo-Albertan that I am I thought I would chip in. Here are some possible plates that I think really capture what Alberta is all about.
1. Might as well just say what everyone here thinks. Oh,wait, they say this.
2. Would be a nice alternate to the environment one.
3. Having the longest running Conservative government will do this. A lot.
4. It’s funny ’cause it’s true.
5. Why live in Toronto or Vancouver when you can pay the same price for a house in Edmonton?
6. To get this plate you would also have to have a silhouette of a naked woman and/or those fake testicles hanging from your trailer hitch.
7. Pretty self-explanatory.
8. Really, Calgarians. It doesn’t matter how much you bitch and moan, it’s just true- Calgary is less than Toronto.
There you have it. I’m sure one of these will be picked as the next Alberta licence plate!
Want to make your own? Go here. Have some better slogans? Write a comment below, we’ll hold a contest…whoever comes up with the best one wins a secret prize!