Silly Searches, Vol. 1

Well, Ben Co. has been around long enough now for me to release the first volume of bizarre and/or amusing search terms that have directed people to my fair blog.  Enjoy!

  1. “sugar” – Not funny in itself, but I think of some poor grandma in Hopkins, MN who is looking for information.  Cut to a horrifying scene in the ER as she is treated for cardiac arrest after finding Ben Co.
  2. “how to make an evil lair” – there are lots of variations on this one.  I want to meet this person, though, and get on his good side before he finds that volcano.
  3. “flying cars” – this just makes me giggle.
  4. “kids can’t read cartoon” – I’m not sure if this is a statement or a question.
  5. “eating chocolate pics” – I’m a very open guy in all aspects of life, but if this is some weird fetish, I sure haven’t heard about it.  I just hope they really mean chocolate.
  6. “forbid cartoons” – Maybe the same person as #4?  I’m seeing a real puritanical streak, here.  He’s not invited to any of my parties.
  7. “i want to leave edmonton” – Hard to argue with this.
  8. “Just do me”– Well…we do aim to please at Ben Co.  I can’t for the life of me figure out what on the blog pointed that term here.
  9. “poeple ben killed” – Whoa.  Time to move again.
  10. “mukmuk”– It makes me happy to know there is at least one other person besides Jimsey and I who get a kick out of MukMuk.
  11. “ben elling” – I’m freakin’ famous!
  12. “aqua velva” – Who searches for this?  Honestly?
  13. “gay ben 10”– Hey!  And there’s variations on this…hmm.
  14. “overweight cops use tasers”– I’ve gotten tons of hits for Taser related stuff, but this one was funny.
  15. “original waffle”– que? No entiendo.
  16. “MR BUMP”– tee hee.
  17. And my personal favourite? 
    A tie between “IBS humor” and “colostomy bag” – I fully appreciate someone who can laugh at Irritable Bowl Syndrome, but I feel for the poor schlub who needs the colostomy bag.

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8 responses to “Silly Searches, Vol. 1”

  1. jimsey says :

    is there even a mention of aqua velva on your website? Do you bathe in it?

  2. Ben says :

    I miss your musk.

  3. Humberto says :

    Ok, so the new game is to find the strangest serch that directs you to Ben Co.

  4. Humberto says :

    “chocolate podcars”

    I win.

  5. Ben says :

    Elling Podcar!

  6. Lachlan says :

    Well I don’t actually “need” a colostomy bag. I just enjoy the convenience and romance of the colostomy bag.

  7. jimsey says :

    my website got hits from “party girls urbana, Ohio” and “quacktastic porn”

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