To the young woman crossing Broadway Ave. just east of Yonge St.:
Please note that if I ever come across you using the letters “O – M – G” in a sentence in the place of “oh my god” or even “oh my gawd” I will be forced to report you to the province, which will then perform a court ordered hysterectomy on you in order to ensure that your obviously flawed DNA will not be passed on to future generations.
To all others who might consider using texting shorthand in your speech, this serves as a general warning. These abbreviations shouldn’t have a place in text, let alone speech. If I catch you saying “L – O – L” instead of actually, well, laughing, the same sterilization awaits you.
End PSA.
7 responses so far ↓
jimsey // July 29, 2008 at 9:18 am |
dude, wtf?
Ben // July 29, 2008 at 9:20 am |
Your appointment has been scheduled for 4:35 p.m. today, authorities will stop by your workplace.
LACHLAN // July 29, 2008 at 11:18 am |
ROTFLMAO
Ben // July 29, 2008 at 11:19 am |
That’s it! Castrations all around!
Micky // July 30, 2008 at 5:11 pm |
A little late….but I often ask myself out loud, prior to Sodomy, WWJD???
jimsey // July 30, 2008 at 9:53 pm |
Micky, What Would Jimsey Do?
Micky // July 31, 2008 at 9:22 am |
I think he’d go for it!