Sometimes people just make my blog life too easy.
Case in point, this guy.
My first thought was, “Weird, what do Ford recalls have to do with religion?”
My second thought was, “Oh, oh, a religious zealot! Yay!”
To think that to date I was not driving a Christian made car. And what the heck is a “treefrog trade unionist company”? And when did unions become un-Christian?
Now, growing up in Detroit, I was of the belief that I would burn in hell only if I drove a foreign car. But apparently I have put my soul in jeopardy by driving my Ford Escape. I’m so confused.
Now if only I could get that pair of cavorting sodomites out of my engine…they are really hurting my fuel economy.
6 responses so far ↓
Mark Iocchelli // December 7, 2007 at 8:59 am |
You should get one of those new-fangled “hybrid” sodomites.
wheresroxy // December 7, 2007 at 10:18 am |
Oh thank you so much – I have not had enough caffeine yet to look at that stuff. That link should come with a warning!
Ben // December 7, 2007 at 11:00 am |
Good point, Roxy. Something along the lines of:
WARNING: RELIGIOUS IDIOCY BEYOND THIS POINT. WEAR PROTECTIVE GEAR.
jimsey // December 7, 2007 at 11:27 am |
hyrbid cards…….they go “both ways”
giggity giggity.
jimsey // December 7, 2007 at 11:31 am |
also, does this guy sit around and yearn for the good ol’ days of self delegated grandeur oriented judgment? Man, if only I had a few stones, or swords and horsemen lying around, I could really teach ford a lesson.
So kind of car does God Drive? (I say “does” instead of “would” because clearly these people know everything about her and how much attention she pays to the US auto industry.)
Humberto // December 8, 2007 at 2:20 am |
I think he inferred that americans driving christian-made cars are speeders.